A day in the life or what used to be life of a 90s kid

what it was like a day in the life

Introductions are in order...

Hello world. I am Samantha.. a 30 something 90s kid with a false sense of how the world should be as opposed to how it really is. Some examples I've since found were lies

1. Life's problems can't actually be fixed in 30 min with a big life lesson at the end 

2. Not all of us will have Mr. Feeny to guide us

3. All children are pretty much some form of Satan 

4  oh and my favorite you can be anything you want....example if your ugly you can't be a model...

We did dodge a bullet though if you consider the next generation was crippled by their parents wanting to be so fair and give them all participation ribbons and now none of them can survive on their own. 

Our phones were so far from smart they were literally bricks we had to multitap keys just to type one word and they think they invented text speech...haha no mam! 

So if your life is one hot mess but you like to laugh and you have nothing better to do then welcome one and welcome all to my new blog. I hope I can entertain you all with my musings some of which may border on insanity but enjoy the ride. 

- Sam